“Ghilimelele apar numai atunci cand vorbeste cineva, chiar si in soapta”
“Adica Ion zacea atat de adanc incat nici nu si-a dat seama ca a uitat lumina aprinsa si era atat de lenes ca nici becul nu la mai sters de praf si de aceea lumina era murdara”; (n.n.: la acest subpunct de la Subiectul 1, […]
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Dupa ce colegii m`au barfit pe la colturi ca umblu cu geanta de postas ( emo me ) am hotarat sa fac testul de mai jos pentru a dormi linistit noaptea.
sunt profund dezamagit :
Are You Emo?
My Result: Not Emo Enough
We’re surprised you’re even taking this test, frankly. Don’t you have a frat party to go […]
Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: ‘I will choose my own bride!’
Father : ‘But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter.’
Son: ‘Well, in that case…OK’
Next Day Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: ‘I have a husband for your daughter.’
Bill Gates: ‘But my daughter is too young […]
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Un quiz :
Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0created with QuizFarm.com
You scored as James Bond, Agent 007
James Bond is MI6’s best agent, a suave, sophisticated super spy with charm, cunning, and a license’s to kill. He doesn’t care about rules or regulations and somewhat amoral. He does care about saving humanity though, as well […]
Sa ma ajute cineva ! Vreau sa inteleg si eu ceva din filmuletul urmator . Cine stie spaniola ?
.. o sa visez urat…
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