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capra cu trei iezi

Cata — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 18:29:58 +0000

discutie intre profesor si elevi :

-Copii ati citit “Capra cu trei iezi?”

-Daaaaaaa…!!!!!! (raspunde clasa).

-Tu, asta mic din prima banca, ia spune-ne cati iezi avea capra…?

-Pai povestea se cheama “Capra cu 3 iezi”, nu?

-Da

-Si acum ma intrebati “cati iezi avea capra”?

-Da..

-TREI IN P*LA MEA!!!

This is how business is done

Cata — Thu, 29 May 2008 17:09:58 +0000

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: ‘I will choose my own bride!’

Father : ‘But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter.’
Son: ‘Well, in that case…OK’
Next Day Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: ‘I have a husband for your daughter.’
Bill Gates: ‘But my daughter is too young to marry!’
Father: ‘But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.’
Bill Gates: ‘Ah, in that case… OK’

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: ‘I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president. ‘
President: ‘But I already have more vice-presidents than I need!’
Father: ‘But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law.’
President: ‘Ah, in that case… OK’

Banc!

Cata — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 18:52:01 +0000

Mai , se pare ca ma pricep la bancuri . De cateva zile tot mai multa lume rade la acest banc :

- ” Pe deal era o cizma ” -

Definitia nanosecundei

Cata — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 08:09:00 +0000

? Care este definitia nanosecundei in Bucuresti ?

Raspuns : Intervalul de timp de cand se face verde pana cand se aude primul claxon .